SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,
FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????
SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"
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Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..!!!
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Sardar wins 20 crores from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 crores after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crores or else return my 20 Rs back.!"
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail"......
Have a nice day !!!
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