Smile Makes us Smart

SMS from a friend,

Gravitation is not responsible

for people

falling in love.

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TO MAKE A KG OF HONEY,
BEES HV 2 VISIT FOUR MILLION FLOWERS,
TRAVELLING 4 TIMES AROUND THE WORLD.
THANK GOD
I CAN REACH D SWEETEST PERSON
ON EARTH BY
JUST A SMS.......

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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.

“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.

”We are running a marathon.

The winner will get prize” replied onerunner.

“Only the winner will get prize!

Then why others are participating!!”

Exclaimed the Sardar

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Teacher to Sardar:

“Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking)

I think I was born in GOA.

Have a nice week end !!!