Lunch break relax.

Lunch break relax...

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,

but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL

when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

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3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

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3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

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4. Love your friends not their sisters.

Love your sisters not their friends.

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5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman..

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC

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6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

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7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

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8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD

and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -

Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL

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10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED

TWICE for the same Mistake.

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